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College kids literally donโ€™t care about walking in the way of cars at school because weโ€™re like โ€œhit me i donโ€™t care pay my tuition.โ€

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I havenโ€™t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didnโ€™t study"

"Hit me Iโ€™ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and Iโ€™m invincible"

"Hit me. Youโ€™re a university vehicle and Iโ€™ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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This shit is on point.

(via jjsinterlude)

timothykelleherseyebrows:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicateย 

Screaming

The dialect

Terrifying and hilarious.ย 

(Source: drinkdatkoolaid)

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