I have so much chem & math HW and all I want to do is read smutty fanfiction, masturbate, and take a nap
Follow me at Goddessofpenises.tumblr.com
dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested
I’m cackling like a witch
In Aztec mythology, Tlazolteotl is a goddess of purification, steam bath, midwives, filth, and a patroness of adulterers. In Nahuatl, the word tlazolli can refer to vice and diseases. Thus, Tlazolteotl was a goddess of filth (sin), vice, and sexual misdeeds. However, she was a purification goddess as well, who forgave the sins and disease of those caused by misdeeds, particularly sexual misdeeds. Her dual nature is seen in her epithets; Tlaelquani (‘she who eats filth [sin]’) and Tlazolmiquiztli (‘the death caused by lust’), and Ixcuina or Ixcuinan (‘she of two faces’) *from Wikipedia*
Hmm, I might revisit this one because I think I could have pushed this design a bit further…
"you should take out your dreads"
"you should get a weave"
"your straight hair looked so pretty"
"why did you go natural and get dreads"
*Whips you in the face with these long ass dreads*